How good of a Haitianite are you?

1. The only thing in the Peoples Republic of Roswell worse than Roller Bladers is?

Road Cyclists School Busses Soccer Mom's All the damn cops

2. The Haitians favorite fast food is

McDonalds Subway (f**k you Jared!) Taco Bell Quick-Trip taquitos

3. The first thing I change into when I get home is

my leopard thong (now there's an image for ya) a robe shorts and a t-shirt f**k it, I just stay in what I'm wearing. Easier that way

4. I rely on _________ for everything I need to know in life

my old man my life long friends wikipedia I already know enough, so I just drink beer instead

5. I have a tendency to

sweat bite my nails speak fast when nervous dream in spanish

6. The biggest mistake I ever made while in the USMC was

joining the USMC telling a Staff Sgt to go f**k himself eating a donut showing up to a morning run with left over fried rice in hand

7. The one TV Drama I could live without is

CSI Bones Greys Anatomy Teen Mom

8. One word I'd never in my life use

cute precious breath taking adorable

9. Which one of the following is not a male emotion (as defined by the haitian)

Pissed Off Chillin Empty Horny

10. One can only count age in months up to when?

24 months, beyond that it just years and half years 9 months, from 9 mo - 1 yr you can just say "almost one", beyond that theres no need for months 1 year, 1 f**king year people! "C", the answer is "C", pick f**king "C"

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  <h1 style="color: #376e93;">How good of a Haitianite are you? </h1>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">1.
      <strong>The only thing in the Peoples Republic of Roswell worse than Roller Bladers is?</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18596]" value="A" /> Road Cyclists</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18596]" value="B" /> School Busses</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18596]" value="C" /> Soccer Mom&#039;s</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18596]" value="D" /> All the damn cops</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">2.
      <strong>The Haitians favorite fast food is</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18597]" value="A" /> McDonalds</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18597]" value="B" /> Subway (f**k you Jared!)</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18597]" value="C" /> Taco Bell</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18597]" value="D" /> Quick-Trip taquitos</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">3.
      <strong>The first thing I change into when I get home is</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18598]" value="A" /> my leopard thong (now there&#039;s an image for ya)</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18598]" value="B" /> a robe</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18598]" value="C" /> shorts and a t-shirt</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18598]" value="D" /> f**k it, I just stay in what I&#039;m wearing.  Easier that way</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">4.
      <strong>I rely on _________ for everything I need to know in life</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18599]" value="A" /> my old man</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18599]" value="B" /> my life long friends</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18599]" value="C" /> wikipedia</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18599]" value="D" /> I already know enough, so I just drink beer instead</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">5.
      <strong>I have a tendency to</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18600]" value="A" /> sweat</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18600]" value="B" /> bite my nails</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18600]" value="C" /> speak fast when nervous</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18600]" value="D" /> dream in spanish</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">6.
      <strong>The biggest mistake I ever made while in the USMC was</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18601]" value="A" /> joining the USMC</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18601]" value="B" /> telling a Staff Sgt to go f**k himself</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18601]" value="C" /> eating a donut</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18601]" value="D" /> showing up to a morning run with left over fried rice in hand</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">7.
      <strong>The one TV Drama I could live without is</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18602]" value="A" /> CSI</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18602]" value="B" /> Bones</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18602]" value="C" /> Greys Anatomy</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18602]" value="D" /> Teen Mom</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">8.
      <strong>One word I&#039;d never in my life use</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18603]" value="A" /> cute</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18603]" value="B" /> precious</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18603]" value="C" /> breath taking</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18603]" value="D" /> adorable</label>
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      <div style="padding: 5px 0;">9.
      <strong>Which one of the following is not a male emotion (as defined by the haitian)</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18604]" value="A" /> Pissed Off</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18604]" value="B" /> Chillin</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18604]" value="C" /> Empty</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18604]" value="D" /> Horny</label>
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      <strong>One can only count age in months up to when?</strong>  
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                <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18605]" value="A" /> 24 months, beyond that it just years and half years</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18605]" value="B" /> 9 months, from 9 mo - 1 yr you can just say &quot;almost one&quot;, beyond that theres no need for months</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18605]" value="C" /> 1 year, 1 f**king year people!</label>
                  <label style="display: block; margin: 3px 0;"><input type="radio" name="correctAnswer[18605]" value="D" /> &quot;C&quot;, the answer is &quot;C&quot;, pick f**king &quot;C&quot;</label>
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