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1. Which scenario involving Dan did NOT occur?
bought a pair of runners two sizes too big for him left a skid mark in his undergarments in Kil's car after a night on the sauce was caught in a compromising position with a showerhead while participating in the world debating championships during the tsunami of 2004, Dan rowed a dinghy out into the ocean to take cover
2. When Dan claims "I must give that man a call", what does he mean?
he hasn't seen that person in a while, and will ring them He will ring them, but only if they are Meteor He hasn't seen the person in a while, and may/may not ring the person, depends on who is there when he says it Absoloutely no chance he will contact them, but finds a need to pad out sentences, and that sounds impressive
3. Only one of these scenarios actually played out on Dans farm?
He was found attached to a goat Got chased a bull, fell and suffered a sprained ankle While attempting to herd cattle into a field, fell dramatically into the ditch Drove into the family car while on the tractor
4. Dan read the Chinese Manifesto while in primary school?
For the same reason a dog licks his balls, just cause he can Tara & Ben was beneath him, and not challenging Because he was not interested in toys, books were a good outlet, and felt himself and Comrade Mao Tse-tung had similar views Dan just did not see the joy in eating crayons, and running around as a youngster, so reading challenging books aimed at adults was how he got his rocks off
5. Why does Dan use the word "essentially" so often when making a point.
Again, it is to pad the sentences, which can be light on content at times It buys time - repeatedly saying this word allows him valuable seconds to think of his next sentence. More time to think allows for more controversial and outlandish viewpoints After nearly choking on a Thesaurus when he was 2, he feels a need to use a wide reaching vocabluary. This is just one of many words he repeatedly overuses Every discussion he has is a game, where he has to set a new personal best for use of the word essentially. currently stands at 48 in a single discussion
6. Which of the following words describes Dan best?
neatfreak scented puntual I do not feel that any of the above accurately describe Dan. I am suspicious to the fact that they may have been added purely in the name of humour
7. Hypothetically speaking, if Dan were part of a film title, which is the most plausible?
Gone in 60 Seconds Me, Myself and Dan Dumb and Danner In The Name of The Dan
8. Who does Dan claim "control the Irish economy"? (his exact words)
The taxpayers The ECB American mafia Accenture Consultancy
9. Dan once claimed to have "locked jaw". What did he feel brought this on.
Over stretching his jaw muscles during a particularly raucous and lively exchange with a teacher After recording and watching 8 consecutive Oireachtas Reports, he got a little tired and over yawned In a seemingly violent prank, a school colleague threw a small piece of carrot at Dan, hitting his on the side of the mouth, resulting in immediate locked jaw Tired after a draining game of 45, Dan went to get some snack to eat before bedtime. Thinking that the small crowbar in the kitchen looked like a bar of Turkish Delight, he chomped down hard, sending
10. Only one of the four statement is fact. Which one?
While cooking a stew one night, he fell asleep at the pot, fell in, and boiled himself into a frothy pulp In his u-12 hurling heyday, he got sent off before the match for arguing with the referee about the coin toss. Uncontrollable paranoia resulted in Dan convinced the ref was using a double sided coin During Mass, Dan sauntered up to the altar, "shouting this town just aint big enough for the two of us", and continued to say the rest of the service. Demonstrating his writing skills, Dan wrote an indepth and detailed match report on a college game that he did not even attend.
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